push ups

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 11-May-2007 0:13:42

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons.

After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.

As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.

He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 11-May-2007 4:31:16

hahahahaha, now that, is good!

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 11-May-2007 8:47:59

And then what happened?

Just kidding, hahahahaaaha

Bob

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 11-May-2007 19:37:17

lollol!